Frequently Asked Questions

You mean you weren't searching for high-performance cooling equipment? We're shocked. Truly. This is a website dedicated to leaking information about actual fans—those spinning things that move air around. If you were expecting to see something else spinning, might we suggest a fidget spinner website instead?

The only thing 'adult' about our fans is that some of them require adult assembly and an adult credit card to purchase. Though we do have some pretty mature ceiling fans that are over 18 years old if that's what you're into. Our content is rated G for 'Generates air circulation.'

The same reason anyone does anything on the internet: because we could. Also, we thought it would be a breath of fresh air in a stuffy online world. Plus, our marketing team said the domain was available and the SEO potential was... blowing up. Get it? Because fans blow air? This is the quality humor you're here for.

Absolutely! Our fans come in standing, sitting, hanging, and mounted positions. Some are even flexible enough to oscillate 180 degrees. The wall-mounted ones are particularly popular—they just stay in one position and blow all day long. We also have some that can be adjusted to blow at different angles and intensities, depending on your personal preferences.

Our most enduring models can go for years without stopping—talk about stamina! Some customers have reported the same fan blowing continuously since the 1990s. If that's not impressive performance, we don't know what is. Of course, we do recommend giving them occasional breaks to prevent overheating. Even the most enthusiastic fan needs some downtime.

Because we literally sell hot single-blade fans designed for localized cooling! They're 'single' (one blade assembly), 'hot' (operate in high temperatures), and 'in your area' (focused on cooling specific spots). These attractive singles are always ready to blow, require minimal commitment, and satisfy your immediate cooling needs. No swiping or awkward first dates required - just plug them in and enjoy the immediate satisfaction.